Day at the office

Doing paperwork in the office,
and a fine girl walks in,
I lose my attention span,
and give her a grin,

just when I thought,
things couldn't be better,
my shirt sleeve gets caught,
in the damned paper shredder.

I tried to downplay it,
amidst all the grinding,
but the next thing I know,
in goes my tie.

If I had my street clothes on,
things wouldn't be this way,
but regardless of my situation,
I'll still ask for a date.

My boss comes by,
and hands me my paycheque,
oblivious in this shredder,
I'm stuck up to my neck.

I tear off the tie,
and rip off my shirt,
I get up from my chair,
and begin to flirt.

So I go to schedule,
the date on the pc,
but suddenly hardcore porn,
appears on the screen.

I tried to brush it off,
like it didn't even happen,
but then my vaseline,
fell out of the cabinet.

The workday is over,
walking down the corridor,
but she trips and falls,
over an extention cord.

Her wig falls off,
and her dress exposes her thighs,
oh my God!
this girl's a guy!

© Steve Bertrand aka. stevieb 20110910